This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop
WHAT?!?
Wow.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
he said he was a gangster on the show
If Your SOLE Reason For Being “Friends” With Someone Is To Fuck
You are NOT their friend. You’re an opportunist.
And THAT is why your momma still dresses you.
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One of India’s greatest jewels, reppin’ our people, our culture, our cinema(s), at Cannes.
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That shit was too much Nope. Don’t want it. Nice to look at but hell nahUm… that shit is HUGE
WTF!!
lmao im scared!!
Idk how you messed with a dude packing that..
I woulda left for the sake of my vajayjay lol
he didnt look like he was holding that much. the first time i was like
the second time i strapped on my big girl boots and yelled “dont put it all the way in” ROFLMAO
Are those crab legs around her neck?
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The uck is the point of wearing pants? What’s the point of the belt? Just whyGotta beat story mode to unlock chief keef
this is super homo thug he went to jail and pants that low? smh bruh booty hole swole
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We are told if we are “curvy” or “plus size” to cover our bodies up. To wear oversized clothing so no one will “notice” us..as if people cant see that we are already big?! Its ridiculous. My body is nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about because I have a little more then the models that grace the pages of Vogue. My ability to be sexy is not invalidated because I have a big bum, back fat, or cellulite. I’m not airbrushed for your enjoyment..nor do I need to be to show my body off. If I want to flaunt what I got..I WILL & if I feel like covering up… well..I’ll think about that one ;-) I am healthy, happy, CURVY.. & damn proud. #effyourbeautystandards #tessmunster
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WOW Oscar de La renta is impressive with his designs!
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Im clearly not going to sleep anytime soon….I should prolly install skype or some shit…
i’m gettin hot.
But why you doing this to me Bryant?
Today has just sucked to the maximum
Lady cursed me out while I was at work for some shit I didn’t have anything to do with. You mad because you left your purse on Monday. Fine. You called today and spoke to someone in the women’s department about it and they said they had it. But you didn’t ask for their name, wht floor they’re on, nothing. Bitch I work in textiles, that shit don’t have noting to do with me. Fine go upstairs to the lost and found. I went there it wasn’t there. Sorry miss idk what to tell you. She gets loud and tells me I need to find her bag- nah son. I’m not the one. So because I wasn’t going to run around the store looking for her shit I’m a lazy bitch….miss, bye.
I get home this nigga I talked to months ago texts me and throws a hissy fit because I haven’t been texting him, uh I haven’t been texting anybody like that. So, have a seat. Oh I’m a sorry excuse for a black woman, I’m a rude fat bitch. Like sir, you a whole 26. I understand you may be mad because you just got fired but don’t be throwing that shit at me. This nigga sent me legit 40 texts about how bad of a person I am. I’m all of that, but you was just trying to get with me last week. Have a seat, all the way down. You on some bitch shit. You a grown ass man throwing a temper tantrum thru texts message. Stop it
Niggas always Blame you when they can’t and don’t get their way. Bitch this isn’t Burger King.